FOX’s mega hit singing competition reality show, “The X Factor” returned with new judges that joined evil forces with producer and head judge Simon Cowell to see whose egos they could flatten and whose heads they could make bigger. One such contestant left such a mixture of impressions, we had to share our thoughts in the re-telling of her audition for “The X Factor” below. Meet Lexa Berman!

Here I go…Here I go. People be afraid of this. Cause I’m gonna win!

This Guido likes this other Guido he sees.

Cool, another Paige. Maybe we’ll be friends.

Grand Ma says, you tell that plain bitch Lexa!

Oh no. She’s turning out to be a real bitch!

Ha! She said the “M” word!

Mom thinks – I’m almost as hot as Lexa.

Suckas!

If I jump around enough, maybe some big casting producer will notice me for a different show in case I screw this one up.

Okay, just a hunch, we are predicting that you’ll have to marry rich!

Time to work it and use my assets!

Hello! I think I just wet myself.

Girl, you so fine! I hope you can sing.

Oh, hell no!

Yes, I would totally do you only if you put me on your show.

How could you not!

I’ll win them over with my sexy voice.

Looks like I was right! And, I’d like to get with that!

I don’t think so! You are gross!

Oh Lord! This has to get better.

Yeah, I knew I was right.

I don’t care if she can’t sing. Just look at her!

Still waiting…and waiting. Am I being Punk’d?

I like your attitude, and I’d like to keep you around to try and get into your pants.

I”m giving you a “yes” to increase my chances with you Lexa.

Hell NO bitch!

You better NOT say “yes” Demi or else you know what I’ll do to you!

I’m leaving now to go crawl under a rock. Off to find some old rich guy.

Good, she’s not a threat anymore. Maybe I do have a chance at this X Factor thing. WATCH Lexa Berma’s audition video along with others at: The X Factor Week One Auditions